its better left unsaid

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A married couple in the mid 6os were celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a romantic little restaurant. Suddenly a tiny fairy appeared on their table and said, “For being a wonderful example to others of how to have a long, happy marriage, I will grant u each one wish.”
The wife squealed, “We’ve always wanted to go on a world cruise!”
The fairy waved her magic wand, and poof!—— two tickets for Queen Mary II appeared in their hands.
The husband thought for a moment, then said, “I’m sorry, my love, but an opportunity like this will never come again. My wish is to have a wife 30years younger than me.”
His wife was very disappointed, but a wish is a wish. The fairy waved her magic wand and poof!——
the husband became 95 years old.

The moral of the story: Men who are ungrateful bastards shud remember that fairies are female.

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